So I have a bit of a problem… Or at least I may have mentally created one. A huge problem!

Confession! I have not had an orgasm for two years through sexual penetration… That’s right, two f$%@ing years! But the real issue is that I have them in my sleep. So I did a little research and apparently this is quite common, especially amongst females.

The issue is that I’m sexually satisfied in my “wet dreams” but when it comes to the “nasty,” I am so determined to orgasm and then I can’t! Can you imagine having sex at least twice a week for the last two years and never having a big ending? There was a time when I didn’t even need to have sex to have an orgasm. For all I knew I could orgasm on cue! I used to laugh at people who said that they’d never had an orgasm, and here I am in the same damn boat.

I finally had told my boyfriend of 11 years my issue, and then it got even worse. Every time we’d have sex, he was constantly staring at me to see if I had done it (it’s all in the facial expression… poker face, whole time). It’s a lot of pressure on me and my partner! Even though it feels great, your partner feels like they’ve failed you. I don’t know what to do anymore! Anyone know of any sex therapist in the DMV, let me know! Until then, I’ll be hopeless orgasmic.